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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     E
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

E
     I'm sorry baby

E7                         A
     I could not see you tonight

   Am
So cold and almost naked

        E
So many people outside

E7                    A
And everyone can clearly see

    F#m
I'm not supposed to be here

    B                            (B)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      E
I was minding my own business

         E
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         A                              E
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     E
So I joined and drank some too

           E
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            A                                E
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    B
And then I saw your message

        A
"Do you want to fool around"

  B
I nearly lost my balance

       A
Almost fell right to the ground

  F#m
I ran straight to your room

               A
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    F
The lift was on your floor, but then

  E
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  E
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

E7                          A
         Standing nearly at your door

   Am
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       E
And my pants on the floor

E7                            A
      I could not resist your charm

    F#m
But someone had to vape inside

B                          E
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
E | E7 | A | Am
E | E7 | A | Am

[chorus]

E
     I'm sorry baby

E7                         A
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Am
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         E
But also cold and numb

E7                         A
     Please accept my explanation

    F#m
And forgive me for this

B              E         (A E B E)
Premature evacuation